(Source: growlithes)
Accepting inquiries at the moment.
i opened up a BATTER ASK BLOG to pass the time for upcoming summer vacation
go ahead and trash it with questions/comments
[EDIT]
reblog for the morning crowd
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
I’m not even surprised.
1980’s Businesswoman Comics by Kate Beaton
(Source: pamchop)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
BBC, telling it how it is
(Source: the-page-0f-space)
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
(Source: thedailydwight)