May 2013
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
dweebscar:
dweebscar:
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
dekutree:
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
scootyshabooty:
I just sit here sometimes like
wow
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it just
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
The Snark of a Thousand Teenagers: hextier: so i’m... →
hextier:
so i’m really enjoying the return of the pokemon fusion meme and i was like hey why not sketch some of them really quick because omg
so first up is butternine from tumblr user rosesollux’s amazing pokemon team and it basically just looks like a strangely coloured, super fuzzy…
jenthesoprano:
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
being 20+ on tumblr
tupacabra:
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
chihayahearts:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
deadpools:
giemma:
deadpools:
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
